“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet
*AGGRESSIVELY STILL ISN’T FINISHED WITH HOMEWORK*
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment
Tell him “kick rocks! I’m going to Denny’s!” he’s gonna be like “dang I regret everything I need to take some serious time to evaluate what’s important in my life and learn to make better decisions in the future that strive to consider others’ feelings while still supporting the person I chose to be” or something.
WTF THERE IS TOTALLY NOT A ONE PERSON TEACHER FLASH MOB IN THE CAFETERIA MICHEAL JACKSON A LA THRILLER STYLE RIGHT NOW